WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS
*puts up bat signal for science side of tumblr*
I read that this is bioluminescent plankton.
nah man that’s a tiny kaiju
This is actually the bioluminescence from an ostracod, which is a kind of plankton. The fish in the gif is trying to eat it, but the ostracod bursts out this light to scare its predator and cause it to spit the plankton out. You can watch the video that this is from over here.
Thank you science side of tumblr!
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.
Good. Night. I’m done.
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
you should’ve been prepared.